I’m a little confused. Let me see if I have this straight…

I’m a little confused. Let me see if I have this straight…

• If you grow up in Hawaii, raised by your grandparents, you’re “exotic, different.”
• Grow up in Alaska eating mooseburgers, a quintessential American story.

• If your name is Barack you’re a radical, unpatriotic Muslim.
• Name your kids Willow, Trig and Track you’re a Maverick.

• Graduate from Harvard Law School and you are unstable.
• Attend five different small colleges before graduating, you’re well grounded.

• If
  you spend three years as a brilliant community organizer, become the
  first black President of the Harvard Law Review, create a voter
  registration drive that registers 150,000 new voters, spend 12 years as
  a Constitutional Law professor, spend 8 years as a State Senator
  representing a district with over 750,000 people, become chairman of
  the State Senate’s Health and Human Services committee, spend 4 years
  in the U.S. Senate representing a state of 13 million people while
  sponsoring 131 bills and serving on the Foreign Affairs, Environment
  and Public Works and Veteran’s Affairs committees, you don’t have any
  real leadership experience.
• If your total resume is:
  local weather girl, 4 years on the city council and 6 years as the
  mayor of a town with less than 7,000 people, 20 months as the governor
  of a state with only 650,000 people, then you’re qualified to become
  the country’s second highest ranking executive.

• If
  you have been married to the same woman for 19 years while raising two
  daughters, all within the Protestant churches, you’re not a real
  Christian.
• If you cheated on your first wife with a rich
  heiress, and left your disfigured wife and married the heiress the next
  month, you’re a Christian.

• If you teach responsible,
  age appropriate sex education, including the proper use of birth
  control, you are eroding the fiber of society.
• If, while
  governor, you staunchly advocate abstinence only, with no other option
  in sex education in your state’s school system while your unwed teen
  daughter ends up pregnant, you’re very responsible.

• If
  your wife is a Harvard graduate lawyer who gave up a position in a
  prestigious law firm to work for the betterment of her inner city
  community, then gave that up to raise a family, your family’s values
  don’t represent America’s.
• If you’re husband is
  nicknamed “First Dude”, with at least one DWI conviction and no college
  education, who didn’t register to vote until age 25 and once was a
  member of a group that advocated the secession of Alaska from the USA,
  your family is extremely admirable.

OK, much clearer now.